tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-876199288790714037.post2321934899810791202..comments2023-11-05T04:06:25.278-05:00Comments on The Goo Goo Muck: Cunning Stuntsscotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17588105482079554024noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-876199288790714037.post-2898389912654139432011-09-29T13:23:34.268-04:002011-09-29T13:23:34.268-04:00Oh hell yeah, you've told me the homemade egg ...Oh hell yeah, you've told me the homemade egg creme story. It ended with your dad getting seltzer in the face like Crusty the Clown, then chasing you and Chris around the table. <br />I love that just about every story involving your dad ends with him chasing you and Chris around the house.scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17588105482079554024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-876199288790714037.post-11080102839284249612011-08-18T20:45:34.619-04:002011-08-18T20:45:34.619-04:00The molten hot anger that spawned from the buggy i...The molten hot anger that spawned from the buggy ice cube incident was due to the fact that our dad didn't see the fake bug and bit down on the ice cube, nearly cracking his tooth. We still thought it was hilarious, which of course just made him angrier. Hey, did I ever tell you the one about the homemade egg cremes?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-876199288790714037.post-83849358727506069232011-08-10T22:15:17.910-04:002011-08-10T22:15:17.910-04:00Mom & I hid a joke plastic cockroach around th...Mom & I hid a joke plastic cockroach around the house for a while when I was a kid. Imagine coming into the kitchen very sleepily in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal that had a huge roach in it. It was always believable because there were so many real roaches in that house anyway. For years Jill & I hid a hideous 8 x 10 picture of our former stepmother, who closely resembled a Halloween-grade witch, in various places in our homes. She would come over to my apartment and hide it in my shower or on a calender. Then I would go to her house & do the same, once putting it in Amber's onesie right before she needed a diaper change. Jill was completely silent when she found it. I got her the best though when I put the smaller version of the picture in her manger scene at Christmas. Evil Patsy looked out over Baby Jesus for days before Jill found it. Strangely, neither one of us can find the picture now.the divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14529554757405026853noreply@blogger.com