The Goo Goo Muck

As I've mentioned before, I used to be a huge record collector. Years of accumulating and living in a small apartment with a wife whose ...

I was in the doctor's office about to get waterboarded. Every once in a while a bunch of wax builds up in my ears, so they squirt some w...

I have about a 20 minute window for shopping. Too much longer than that and I get sort of dizzy and bored and holy crap, why didn't I ju...

Years ago one of my ex-wife's friends told us a story about how her and her brother would cause all sorts of trouble for their parents g...

An ex-coworker has half-convinced me to run a marathon in December. I figure I did a 15K and didn't die, and a marathon would only be th...

Took a trip to Atlanta last weekend, due to my poor reading comprehension skills and lack of anything else going on in Jacksonville. It wa...

As a skater and punk rocker I had to hate cops. It just sort of went with the territory. Honestly I didn't really have too much agains...