Friday, April 2, 2010

Why I Am A Shining Star At Work

Boss: "I wanted to show you where the key to the laptop is since I'm going to be gone for a week."

Me: "It's in that drawer, right? In that secret thing right there?"

Boss: "How did you know that?"

Me: "You showed my like three years ago."

Boss: "And you remembered? Scotty*, I'm impressed!"

Me: "Actually, I know where the key lives because you told me it unlocks your secret candy stash."

Boss: "You should have stopped earlier. It would have been a lot more impressive."

* Yes, somehow Scotty became my work nickname.

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