Boss: "I wanted to show you where the key to the laptop is since I'm going to be gone for a week."
Me: "It's in that drawer, right? In that secret thing right there?"
Boss: "How did you know that?"
Me: "You showed my like three years ago."
Boss: "And you remembered? Scotty*, I'm impressed!"
Me: "Actually, I know where the key lives because you told me it unlocks your secret candy stash."
Boss: "You should have stopped earlier. It would have been a lot more impressive."
* Yes, somehow Scotty became my work nickname.