The boss was talking to someone close to my little cubicle.
Boss: "Scotty's around,* right?"
Me: "Yeah, why, were you guys gonna talk about some lady stuff again?"
Boss: "No, I just knew you were there because I could hear your sound."
Me: "My sound?"
Boss: "Yeah, you have this weird sound you make. Sort of a combination between a sigh and a sniff."
Me: "Really? I never noticed."
Boss: "Yeah, you might want to see an allergist about that."
So now I'm the guy who creeps around work sniffing and sighing. I think I'm only days away from being the dude in Office Space who is obsessed with his stapler.
*Again, I have no idea how I got the nickname Scotty at work.
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