Things got off late thanks to my drive the night before, since I sort of hit a deer. I guess. It was in the middle of the interstate and I thought it was a log. I heard this huge crash when I hit it and pulled over to the creepiest gas station ever, surveyed the damage and drove the remaining 2 hours in a state of fear and sweat. It wasn't until the next morning that we noticed that the log left hair on my bumper.
So I'm dealing with insurance and wondering what's going to happen, but was remarkably able to relax and go with the day's theme (which was not revealed to me until the end).
First up, Atlanta Aquarium. This place is awesome! We got to see all the stars - otters, penguins, sharks, all your A-teamers.
We also got to hang out at Jellyfish Wall. Check it out:
I don't know why rich people buy boring stuff like yachts and memorial walls at hospitals. When I get rich (hey, there's still time), I'm buying a wall of jellyfish. I will sit in front of it in a leather chair wearing a smoking jacket petting a cat while I plot my kung fu treachery. And yes, I like how I went from rich to Bond villain in about 3 seconds.
And of course, any aquarium that doesn't have lots of stuff that can kill you isn't worth your time:
It was also cool just hanging out and looking at fish whose friends and family I caught and ate:
|Hangin' with Mister Grouper|
After looking at fish for a few hours, it was off to part two, Oakland Cemetery. It was cold.
|This is right after a ghost told me not to be shitty about Christmas|
We had a pretty awesome tour, then we wandered the cemetery on our own, writing poetry and reflecting upon the futility of life.
|Actually, I was thinking about the ending of "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly."|
After that, we ate about 30 pounds of seafood across the street. I think that's where the ugly fish from the aquarium end up.
Oh crap! She also got me this awesome shirt - check it out:
She also collected all my old Myspace blog posts in a book, bound with fine Corinthian leather. So yeah, I really made out.
Guess I'll really have to up my game next year from this year's half-off day old candy and flowers from the gas station.