"Tell your staff to cut down on copier use. We need to save money."
"Seriously?"
"Oh yeah. The consultants we hired at a gazillion dollars an hour were very firm on that point."
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Stuck in My Head This Week
- "American Girl" - Tom Petty
- "Damaged I" - Black Flag
- "Funk #49" - Joe Walsh
- "I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man" - Prince
- "I Have Always Been Here Before" - Roky Erikson
- "Pervert" - Descendents
- "Superstupid" - Funkadelic
- "Want" - Jawbreaker
Current Book Pile
- Bunk : The Rise of Hoaxes, Humbug, Plagiarists, Phonies, Post-Facts, and Fake News
- Duke : a Life of Duke Ellington
- House of Psychotic Women: An Autobiographical Topography of Female Neurosis in Horror and Exploitation Films
- Limits of the Known
- Superfans : into the Heart of Obsessive Sports Fandom
- To the Edges of the Earth : 1909, the Race for the Three Poles, and the Climax of the Age of Exploration
Current DVD Pile
- The Deuce, Season 1
- The French Connection
- The Taking of Pelham, I, 2, 3
Current Soundtrack
- Afrosound Of Colombia Vol 1 -- Funky, Hot Afro Influenced Tracks From The 60s & 70s Golden Period From Disco Fuentes - V/A
- Historic Moments Vol 2 - Creation Rebel
- Milo Goes to College - Descendents
- Pink Flag, 154, Chairs Missing - Wire
- Technicolor Paradise: Rhum Rhapsodies & Other Exotic Delights - V/A
- Voodoo Drums - Drummers Of The Societe Absolute Guinin
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Yeah, we have a "cost cutting" consultant here who makes $450 an hour, and her suggestions have been things like, "When you print out samples, don't throw them away when you are done; flip them over and use the other side of the paper in the printer." Man, I can get that shit from the Timbertoes in Highlights magazine, and that's free at every dentist's office in America.
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