Everybody's Christmastime friend, The Gingerbread Man!
Aw, look! He's hanging out with that nice librarian lady! How sweet!
Aw, Gingerbread Man is making that developmentally disabled fellow happy!
How sweet, now he's hanging out with both of them. Hey, wait a minute, what's that guy about to do to your neck? Get out of there, Gingerbread Man! That dude looks like he's eaten quite a few of your friends and family in the past! This can't end well.