"Did that bathtub refinisher ever show up?"
"She just left. Actually, she looked sort of like Angelina Jolie."
"Really? So how long does that stuff have to set before we can take a shower?"
"Kind of strange - she wore a bikini. I thought it was a little unprofessional, but I guess you get a lot of water splashed on you and all."
"Uh-huh. So when can I take a -"
"She also had me take my shirt off to measure water displacement. Very scientific. She also said with my facial structure I should really think of growing a little mustache."
"Uh-huh. Did she happen to mention when can I take a shower?"
"Well, by that point there wasn't a lot of talking going on, if you know what I mean."
"Just tell me when we can use the shower."
"24 hours. But she did sort of look like Angelina Jolie."
"Well...she had dark hair."
"Yeah, I think this call is breaking up."
"What? I don't hear anything. Hello? Hello?"