Overheard in the parking garage elevator last week:
"I don't care. It has a weapon called 'anal probe.' I don't think that is something a teenager needs to have."
Overheard in line at training day:
"Do you see that woman with the shirt that says 'voodoo?' That's just too much."
Cluck of disapproval from other person in line.
"And have you seen next door (museum of modern art)? They have a portrait of Satan in there."
"I wouldn't doubt it."